Oh my goodenss, I almost forgot! Last Friday afternoon, I met some work friends at a strip club. I had never been to one before and I had a certain expectation for the performers and their dances. Needless to say (and yet I do), the experience did not meet my expectations. We tried to participate properly by giving a few girls some ones, but they tried to include us in the show. The other customers seemed keen on the two-girls thing. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle? No, now I know I need to go to a professional town with real strippers, not uncoordinated no-talent girls. I still want to see a real strip show…I think Gypsy ruined my life.