Have you ever been sitting at the bar, minding your business, and suddenly finding yourself in need of some demon protection? I’m sure you have. I remember the bar scene. Demons, demons everywhere. If no Demon Knight is available to assist, there is a solution. Next time the unholy ones try to take over your soul, order up Brayker’s Protection. This bloody liquid will seal you against possession*. Or you could continually recite the Hail Mary**.
1 1/2 oz Spiced rum
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Peach schnapps
2 oz Strawberry puree
1/2 oz Grenadine
Fill a shaker with ice and all ingredients. Shake vigorously. Fill a tall glass with ice. Strain mixture into glass. Drink*** as needed for safety.
**Praying is more likely to protect you against possession than alcohol. I recommend avoiding demons and places demons frequent as the best protection.
***Do not pour over your head.